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"Take off your clothes and put this on." "What is this?" The younger brother asked uneasily. This? "Dad took a deep breath, his nostrils bulging with pride." It's a professional baseball enhancer. " "Intensifier?" "Yes.". As long as you wear this in daily life, you will naturally develop muscles and develop the strong physique of professional baseball players. "Wait a minute, husband," said the mother, frowning. "Don't dress him in such a strange thing!" "What's weird?"? You don't understand. This is a famous training device. Come on, Brave Horse, take off your clothes. "No!" Mother is rarely unrelenting, "what if I hurt my body?" It's all right, trust me. Okay, since you're so suspicious, I'll show you first. Heh heh heh, I specially designed the belt length to be adjustable. It can be worn by both adults and children, just so that the brave horse can use it when it grows up. Dad took off his shirt and began to put the booster on his body. Hearing the clatter of the spring, my mother frowned, the brave horse was in a daze, and I was watching the fun. After buttoning the last part, Dad puffed out his chest. How's it going? It's very powerful! As soon as the voice fell, there was a strange muffled sound, and Dad's arms were stretched back,cordierite c520, like a butterfly swimmer swinging his arms backward out of the water. Ah, pain, pain, pain! It hurts! It hurts! Whoo, whoo! Whoo, whoo! Whoo whoo whoo! Dad's face was contorted with pain and he kept shouting. "Oh, this is terrible." Mom and we worked together and finally got the intensifier off,ceramic welding tape, but Dad cried out in pain as soon as he moved his arms. When he was sent to the hospital for an examination, the muscles of both shoulders and elbows were damaged, and both wrists were slightly bruised, and because the spring clipped the skin, there was more congestion in both arms. Dad had to ask the company for two days off. But the advantage of Dad is that the more frustrated he is, the more brave he is. As soon as he was able to move his arms freely, he learned the lesson of the last time and created the "professional baseball player training intensifier No.2.". This time, instead of using springs, he replaced them with bicycle inner tubes, and in order to prevent damage to his body, the tires were stretched quite loosely. Yongma wears it on his body when he practices throwing and catching the ball, but apart from feeling cumbersome, he can't see much training effect. But for Dad, it seems that wearing the enhancer is the most important thing. There were many such poor practices, ceramic igniter electrodes ,10g Ozone Generator, but after all, it was an elite education. Yongma's baseball ability improved greatly, and he became the main pitcher and fourth hitter of the Little League team. (The fourth hitter is usually the best home run hitter in the baseball team, synonymous with the slugger, and often played a role in turning the game around.) He also appeared in the national competition, which satisfied his father. After high school, Yongma joined the baseball club as a matter of course. During this period, Dad's pleasure every night was to listen to Yongma talk about the baseball club after dinner, and not simply listen to it. Look at the scene, it should be said that it was the baseball club activity report meeting. So the coach moved Matsumoto to third base? "Yes." That's no good. Matsumoto has a problem with his pitching ability. When he plays third base, it's hard to get the inside corner (inside corner refers to the position of the pitcher's ball close to the batter). The inside corner is easy to miss or hit the ball, which requires the pitcher's ability to control the ball. Hereinafter, "outside corner" refers to a pitch that is farther away from the batter.) It's decided. Really, what was the coach thinking? Dad looked at the notebook in front of him with a straight face. I glanced at his book several times, and it was full of information recorded when I went to see Yongma's practice and competition. Who will be the first batter in the next game? "Kosaka." "Kosaka?"? Well, he does run very fast. Dad looked at the notebook, on which everyone's stolen base success rate, batting average and other data were sorted out at a glance, "but the on-base percentage was a bit ordinary, and he swung too hard.". If you get rid of this problem, you should be qualified to be the first hitter. Forget it. Since the coach asked him to play, let's see how he performs. Dad sounds like the head coach of the team. Near the end of the game, Dad became the recorder again. He's just an ordinary office worker. I don't know how he finds time. Anyway, every time he finds out the training situation of his opponent without being noticed, he teaches the battle strategy to the brave horse. Listen, you need to keep an eye on that big guy named Dashan. He's tall and looks like he's good at pulling, but in fact he's good at the outside corner and pushing the ball out. Once he comes out, you don't hesitate to shoot inside corners. Don't worry, he can't even touch the side of the ball you throw. Later, I heard Yongma say that Dad's opinions are sometimes useful, but sometimes they are totally unreliable. For example, a player that dad described as "the worst hitter on the team in terms of performance" was actually just a reserve player who had just joined the club. Sometimes dad said that "the other pitcher can only throw straight balls and curveballs, which is not a big deal", but in fact the other pitcher threw jet balls and had to run. In any case, Dad's efforts have not been in vain, and Yongma has become a little famous in the local high school baseball circle. The proof is that as soon as Yongma entered the third year of junior high school, recruiters from various high schools came to visit him, and all of them were very strong in baseball and had played in Koshien (Koshien: the common name of Japan's National High School Baseball League, named after the Hanshin Koshien Stadium where the finals were held). Once or twice at a famous baseball school. Brave horse in the school results are also reasonable, if recommended admission, should go to any high school is not a problem, and will undoubtedly enjoy the treatment of special enrollment. The problem is which high school to choose. My mother and I put forward that KK Academy is good because this high school is co-educational. With more colors of the opposite sex, Yongma's campus life will be happier. But the proposal was rejected by Dad. Baseball doesn't need girls! He said, "If you study with girls, you will be too busy to concentrate on training.". It's not too late for him to think about having a girlfriend when he enters professional baseball and achieves good results and reaches marriageable age. What's more,Kamado bbq grill, he said to me, "If you have time to worry about your brother, you might as well worry about whether you can get married first." 。 global-ceramics.com